InstantShotty

Met SKRILLEX At The DeadMau5 Show In Madtown, WI 10/19/10

2010-10-21T13:00:00.000-07:00

DeadMau5 show @ The Coliseum 10/19/10

***NEW djShotty Mixxx

2010-08-18T13:52:00.000-07:00

Check out my 1st upload to @SoundCloud http://soundcloud.com/djshotty/dj-shotty-messn-around-with-tira-le-mix

Sickkk Online Mag: BESCENE

2010-03-02T18:24:00.000-08:00

BeScene Magazine in Miami, FL can satisfy many of your fashion, party, and entertainment needs. I was fortunate enough to do a layout for their March issue. Check it out. It is under "The Look" and it is the "Last Rights Inc." layout. Here is the link below.

BESCENE MAG'S MARCH ISSUE

Lil Wayne Sentencing Postponed

2010-02-10T12:28:00.000-08:00

Lil Wayne's sentencing has been postponed due to dental surgeries. Check out VladTV where i got the story from.

Been A While

2009-11-20T13:19:00.000-08:00

Hey peeps I know it's been a while since my last post. New stuff coming soon!!! Been busy w/ skool, radio station, n studyn'... sooooo new stuff comin sooooooon

Weird Al Does A Spot for Craigslist

2009-06-17T13:54:00.000-07:00

Katt Williams Takes On 2 Hecklers........Owned!!!

2009-06-02T20:30:00.000-07:00

Pitbull Knocks Out Guy On Stage & Continues Show Like Nothing Happened!

2009-05-27T15:59:00.000-07:00

Abraxas Lounge in the Heart of SoBe

2009-05-12T08:49:00.000-07:00

Abraxas Lounge on Meridian Ave. & 4th, is in the heart of SoBe. It's apartment that was turned into a beer & wine lounge. While walking in, you see the bar and see the lounge to your right. The rest of the place gives you a homey, chill, lax, and laid back vibe. Even though it's a smaller place it still has the SoBe flavor. Go and check it out for yourself and chill in the lounge.

DJ Shotty House Hop Mix # 2

2009-05-05T12:14:00.000-07:00

LISTEN & DOWNLOAD DJ Shotty- House Hop Mix # 2....Boom Boom Pow, I'm the Shittt, Now You see it, Now you don't... http://www.zshare.net/audio/596049233473ad8f/

1st OFFICIAL DJ Shotty Mix- House POP

2009-04-29T13:56:00.000-07:00

Here's the listen & download link for the mix http://www.zshare.net/audio/59374616dc8e28f8/....comment & let me know what u think...thanxxx

Stewie on Steroidsssss- 4/26 Episode

2009-04-27T22:38:00.000-07:00

Full DJ Shotty Mix

2009-04-22T23:09:00.001-07:00

Coming Soon!!!!!!

Even Family Guy wants to Legalize It..lmao

2009-04-20T09:08:00.001-07:00

Some Movies To Watch on 420...Enjoy!!!

2009-04-20T02:43:00.000-07:00

b4daRadio I <3 HOUSE VOL. 2!!!!!!!!

2009-04-18T02:09:00.000-07:00

1. Spencer & Hill - So Dance (Club Mix)
2. Maurizio Gubellini & Dyor - Loving You (Maurizio Gubellini & Matteo Sala Mix)
3. Tocadisco - Da Fuckin Noize (Club Mix)
4. Yin - Wolfang Gartner
5. DeadMau5- Word Problems
6. Drive Dealers - Colors (Original mix)
7. Alexander Dennon & Juan Briz feat Josephine Sweett- No Way Mr Danny, Carlos Roll & Di Martino Remix
8. Santos Suarez & Felipe Cruz - Brasil (Jasper Veenman sick remix)
9. Sunnery James & Ryan Marciano - Pondo (DJ Chuckie Mix)
10. Sonic Palms - On The Beach (Matt Dailey Remix)
11. Pryda - Lift
12. Desaparecidos - Fiesta Loca (Marchesini & Farina Remix)
13. Domino Dancing - You Are My Sunshine (Original Mix
14. Asino vs DJ Jean - the Bomb (Original mix)
I KNOW NOT NEW, BUT SICK REMIXXX
15. Lil Wayne - A Milli (Paul Anthony and ZXX Remix)

Get Your OOVOO On!!!

2009-04-17T22:22:00.000-07:00

Now that I am in the Wis, I am always looking for more ways to stay in touch with my fam, friends, and ppls. For example: Facebook, Twitter, MySpace, Here, AIM, Skype(djshotty305), and now OOVOO. OOVOO is a Video chat site 100% FREE & you can vid chat with up to 6 people at once. Check it out & Whoever wants to OOVOO, just hollaaaaa. Shoutout to Jess Garcia for letting me know about this.

GROSS Employees @ Dominos Pizza (Papa Johns is better anyways!)

2009-04-15T20:38:00.000-07:00

(DUMBASS EMPLOYEES)

Kanye West + Fishsticks = GayFish.

2009-04-13T01:16:00.000-07:00

Sponge Bob Laced Kicks

2009-04-12T20:31:00.000-07:00

Of course, everyone knows I like Sponge Bob. While at the Piggly Wiggly (grocery store here...No Publixs or Winn Dixies)...I saw these laces, I knew I had to get them and lace them up on my Air Force Unos.

Kool Kicks for Kool Chicks

2009-04-09T22:59:00.000-07:00

Nike Dunk X Cherry

Reebok Top Downs

Nike Dunk Hi Skinny QS (Doves & Butterfly)

ADIDAS Honey

-SneakerFreaker.com

WiiSpray: The Ultimate Graffti Artist's Dream

2009-04-07T01:30:00.000-07:00

WiiSpray Teaser from Martin Lihs on Vimeo.

ED's Best of FML.com- Part Tres

2009-04-06T23:18:00.001-07:00

Today, I was going on holiday. As I was checking in my bags, I said to the really cute steward, "I think I'm overweight." He proceeded to tell me about discounts for customers of 'larger proportions.' I was talking about my suitcase being overweight. FML

Today, while at work at Wendy's, a lady came through the drive-thru with her kid. As I was handing them their order, her child points to me and exclaims "mommy, I thought you weren't supposed to work at places like this when you get older". FML

Today, I had a really cute waitress at lunch. I decided to leave my number and a $50 bill for a $15 check. When I left the restaurant I realized I still had the $50 but a $1 bill was missing from my wallet. I've been getting threatening text messages all day. FML

Today, I jokingly went over to a an attractive female co-worker and said "you look like you need a hug". She told me she wasn't feeling well and didn't want to be touched. No more than 30 seconds after our encounter she ran to give one of our more attractive male co-workers a hug. FML

Today, I was hungry and decided to nibble on some cheez-its I had in my room. After I had enjoyed some of them, I looked into the box to see how many I had left, where I noticed a lot of little black moving dots. Apparently I wasn't the only one enjoying the crackers. FML

Today, I was delivering packages to patients in the hospital for my job. My boss gave me a room to deliver to, and I drop it off as usual. But my boss gave me the wrong room number. I had to walk in, apologize, and take back balloons and a stuffed animal from a crying 6year old patient. FML

Today, I was having sex with a girl I had just met. After about 5 minutes in, she said she had to go to the bathroom. So we stopped and she went to the bathroom. After waiting around 10 min, I decided to check if she was ok. The window was open. She was gone. FML

b4daRadio R&B Edition is Finally Here!!!

2009-04-05T02:29:00.001-07:00

1. Mario- Broken Heart
2. Beyonce - Ego (Remix) feat. Kanye West
3. Ginuwine Ft. RL- Open the Door
4. Colby O'donis - Ooh Aah (Prod. By Brian Kennedy)
5. Mario - Late Night (Prod. By Dre & Vidal)
6. Omarion - Think My Girl Is (Ay Ay)
7. Johnta Austin - Love
8. Rock City - Hurt (Prod. By Darkchild)
9. Day 26- Get Away Girl (Prod. By Roy Hamilton)
10. London- You Need
11. Keri Hilson- Do It
12. Ne-Yo- To Be Continued
13. Jeremy Green- Friction
14. Paradiso Girls - Patron Tequila (feat. Lil' Jon) (Prod By Polow Da Don)
15. Jagged Edge- Cloud 9

Flo-Rida Clears Up His (Alleged) Animal Cruelty Case On The Air

2009-04-03T00:43:00.000-07:00

I know I've been posting a lot of videos but....hey they're entertaining right??? Here's another hip hop rumor answered. Watch out for the new [b4daRadio]***Coming Soon***

Lonely Island Ft. T-Pain- I'm On A Boat (DJ KUE Remix)

2009-03-31T21:38:00.000-07:00

You know, I thought to myself it would be kool if there was an I'm on a Boat Remix. Well, I searched YouTube and there is one. SICK HOUSE REMIX!!!!!
HERE IT IS:

Banned Family Guy Scene (Guess they don't like Sammies)

2009-03-30T22:12:00.000-07:00

ANDRRE 3000 Arrested For Going 109 MPH in a 65 (I guess it's not 90 in a 65)

2009-03-30T21:55:00.000-07:00

NO Worries Girls...The Walk of Shame Kit is Here...So You Don't Have to be Ashamed Anymore

2009-03-28T00:44:00.000-07:00

Being in a fraternity, I'm always told about the walk of shame...well no more worries girls...there is a Walk of Shame Kit
Kit includes:
1) 100% cotton OSFM dress [OSFM= One Size Fits Most]
2) Big sunglasses
3) Flippy floppys (No, not from the boat)
4) 1 drawstring backpack for clothes
5) Hypo-allergenic wipes for the face and something else that might need a wipe or 2
6) 1 Call/Don't call card

-Also a percentage of the $ will go to a breast cancer foundation
-To purchase go to: Walk of Shame Kit

Vote For My HomeGrl Lola Maze!!!

2009-03-27T23:36:00.000-07:00

Click Here to vote for Lola Maze at Maverick Illustrated

b4daRadio WMC '09 Edition is HERE!!!!!!

2009-03-25T00:08:00.000-07:00

1. LMFAO vs Chuckie- Bass Kick in Miami (WMC '09 Mix)
2. Far East Movement- Girls on the Dance floor
3. Global Deejays feat Rozalla - Everybodys Free 2009 (Bahia Euphoria Remix)
4. Bob Sinclar feat Sugarhill Gang - Lala Song (Tocadisco Remix)
5. Erick Morillo - Where Are You Now (D.O.N.S. & Dbn Remix)
6. Sono - Keep Control Plus (Fedde Le Grand Remix)
7. Transcore Project - Mohicans (Pulsedriver Remix)
8. Fred Karato & Ron Costa - Atomik Sax (Caliente Mix)
9. Chris Kaeser - The Rhythm Of The Beat (Original Mix)
10. Fred Groulx - 4am (DJ Dalysovich Remix)
11. Sidran - Gypsies (Fmix)
12. Ryan - Shine Like A Star (Extended Mix)

Best T.I. Impersonation

2009-03-23T15:28:00.000-07:00

FIU Valet parking mentioned on Jay Leno Show

2009-03-23T14:32:00.001-07:00

Ed's Best of Fmylife.com- Part Deuce

2009-03-22T18:08:00.001-07:00

Today, I found a bell that had been tied into the tassel of my ski hat by my twin sister as part of a longstanding prank war between us. I'm deaf and have apparently been jingling like an elf for over a week. FML

Today, I got an e-mail from a guy I'd had a one night stand with. He wanted to get together to talk about it. Turns out he's in rehab and he wanted to address the biggest mistakes he'd ever made in his life. I am a on a drug addict's list of regrets. FML

Today, I was pulled over by my father who is a police officer. He was training a rookie and gave me a breathalyzer test to show his trainee how to do it. I blew a .15 and was taken to jail. FML

Today, I was enjoying my last day of Spring Break in Panama City. I got up to dance on the stage at the Holiday Inn in front of hundreds of college kids. I tried to be sexy by turning around and bending over. My friends took pictures and my bloody tampon string was hanging out the whole time. FML

Today, I walked in on my elderly great-great aunt sitting on her recliner in the living room. There was porn on the TV. Thinking that this was an accidental channel change, I asked, "What in the world are you watching!?" She replied in her sweet frail voice, "Two lesbians getting it on!" FML

Today I noticed that my daughter was making funny noises which oddly resembled sex sounds my wife makes. When I asked her what she was doing she said "I'm pretending to be mommy from last night." I was on a business trip last night. FML

Today, at 4:00 a.m., I woke up and realized that I had left an expensive gift certificate for a friend in the garbage. Since it was garbage day I ran out to the curb in the rain in my pajamas and rifled through all three bags of garbage. Twice. I found the gift certificate. It was in my pocket. FML

Today, I got a call from a girl I know, asking if i could babysit her little brother at my house tonight. I said yes. When the boy came over he mentioned that his sister was having a party and didn't want him there. Turns out all my friends were invited except me. FML

LMFAO vs. CHUCKIE- Bass Kick in Miami Bitch (Inphinity's WMC '09 Mix)

2009-03-20T12:25:00.000-07:00

NIKE Marty McFly's (Back to the Future Edition)

2009-03-18T22:21:00.000-07:00

Who doesn't like Back to the Future?? Remember Marty McFly?? Of course you do!! Well remember in one of the movies, he checks out a pair of futuristic Nike kicks? Someone ACTUALLY made them. They cost about $4,000 to make. WTF?? W/e, Why not? Check them out, and see if you like them?
-Sneakerfreaker.com

NEW Adidas Forum Mid (Patta Edition)

2009-03-18T22:18:00.000-07:00

-sneakerfreaker.com

NEW Lacoste Missouri xCroc (South Africa Edition)

2009-03-18T22:16:00.000-07:00

-sneakerfreaker.com

ED's Best of FMyLife.com

2009-03-15T23:26:00.000-07:00

1. Today, I went to my friends house when his parents were out to smoke weed. 45 minutes into smoking, his parents called to say they'd be home 5 minutes. We sprayed the house with Lysol and Febreeze to mask the smell. We were high and in a rush; it was bug spray and shaving cream. FML

2. Today, I decided to tell my mom about my choice to wait to have sex until after marriage. Coming from a very christian family I thought she would be proud. Instead she laughed and said, "is that your excuse for not being able to get laid?" and walked out of the room. FML

FML= Fuck My Life

2009-03-15T22:30:00.000-07:00

Out of nowhere, everyone has been putting FML on their Facebook statuses. Well, someone took it even further and turned it into a website. Click Here Fmylife.com

New Facebook Homepage- How Do You Really Feel?

2009-03-12T23:40:00.001-07:00

Ok, seriously, what is the deal with Facebook changing the homepage again? Once you get settled in and comfortable with the site they go ahead and change it. Again! Even though, Facebook is still as user friendly as ever, tell me how you really feel about the change!

CLICK HERE to visit the NEW Facebook Homepage Tour.... -Just in case you need help

KANYE WEST'S Louis Vuitton Shoes & NIKE AIR Yeezys

2009-03-11T23:35:00.000-07:00

- from Sneakerfreaker.com

DJ Shotty Presents b4daRadio I <3 HOUSE MUSIC Mixtape Vol. 305 # 1

2009-03-11T00:19:00.001-07:00

1. Steve Angello & Laidback Luke feat. Robin S. - Show me Love (Hardwell Sunrise Remix)
2. Molokko - The Time is Now/ Rise Up (CutUp Boys Mashup)
3. Therese - Feelin me (Thomas Gold Remix)
4. Fonzerelli - I love Music (Original Mix)
5. Tom Sawyer- Hardcore Lesbian (Original Mix)
6. Arno Cost- Darling Harbour (Original Mix)
7. Steve Angello & Sebastian Ingrosso- Partouze (Jean Elan Remix)
8. Deadmaus vs. Funkerman- Community Funkerman (Denzai Park Bootleg)
9. Arno Cost & Trsitan Garnier feat. Errol Reid- Last Forever (Original Mix)
10. Becca- Lambada (Extended Vocal mix)
11. Marchesini & Farini vs. Max B.- Majestade Real (Main Mix)
12. Nicola Fasano & Pat Rich- 76 Ocean Drive (Apache Vocal Mix)
13. Dj Disciple & Dru Hepkins- When I Die (Prok & Fitch Mix)

Remember These Shows & Things??? Take a Stroll Down Memory Lane & Look At The List of Shows You Probably Forgot About

2009-03-09T00:01:00.000-07:00

Do you guys remember watching: Are You Afraid of the Dark, Legends of the Hidden Temple, GUTS, Double Dare, Secret World of Alex Mack, Clarissa Explains it All, Dude Ranch, Gullah Gullah Island, David the Gnome, Salute Your Shorts (Camp Aniwanah)(p.s. Who didn't want to go to that camp?), Doug, All That (where Amanda Bynes got her start), Ghostwriter, Wild N Crazy Kids, Rugrats, The Elephant Show, Allegra's Window, Figure It Out, Eureka's Castle, My Brother and Me, Kenan & Kel ( I LOVVVVVVEEEE Orange Soda...i do i do i dooooooo oooh...lol), Muppet Babies, AHHH Real Monsters, Get the Picture, Boy Meets World, Pee-Wee's Playhouse, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Inspector Gadget, Care Bears, Surfing Ninjas, 3 Ninjas(All 3)(Rocky, Tum Tum, & Colt), Karate Kid, Home Alone 1,2, & 3, Heathcliff, DuckTales, Fraggle Rock, Chip 'N' Dale Rescue Rangers, Kids. Incorporated, Saved By The Bell, Family Matters (Steve Urkell: Did I Do Thattttt?), Step By Step, Growing Pains, Blossom ( Joey: Whoaaaaaa!)( And yes Six, was Hottt), Rainbrow Brite, Bobby's World, Bill Nye the Science Guy, Reading Rainbow, Sister, Sister, The Smurfs, The Big Comfy Couch, Hey Dude, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, TGIF(Which came on at 8 P.M. every Friday), Dinosaurs(Not the Mama), The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Rocko's Modern Life, Hey Arnold, & reading Goosebumps books? How about POGS & Slammers? Playing Where in the World is Carmen San Diego?I don't know about you guys but reading these takes me down memory lane & back into my Abuela's living room where I would watch all these. Leave some comments of memories or anything you'd like to comment about these!!!

P.S. If you remember some that I forgot POST THEM!
P.S.S. I should have titled this, "You Know Your An 80's Baby If"

-Shotty Est. 1986-

DJ Shotty Presents b4daRadio Vol. 305 Mixtape # 2

2009-03-08T22:16:00.000-07:00

1. Paul Wall Ft. Pitbull - 1,2,3,4 (Prod. By Play N Skillz)
2. Pleasure P - How I Like it
3. Ashanti Ft Flo-Rida - Let's Do Something Crazy
4. Charles Hamilton - Way Cool
5. Charles Hamilton- New Girlfriend Music
6. Soulja Boy- Go to War
7. Young Wonder Ft. Lloyd & Ukno Tha Don - Party Girl
8. Nas - If I Ruled The World ‘09 (feat. Marsha Ambrosious)
9. Akon Ft. Young Twinn - Bend That Ass Ova (Prod. By Konvict)
10. Curren$Y - Scared of Monsters
11. Kanye West - Doin' Girls Wrong (UNRELEASED)
12. Kanye West - Playa Playa (UNRELEASED)
13. Brisco- Boss
14. Flo-Rida Feat. Wynter - Sugar
15. Gorilla Zoe & Hustle Boy - Later Alligator
16. Keri Hilson - Slow Dance (Prod By Timbaland & King)
17. Rich Boy- Swagg
18. Gorilla Zoe - Echo
19. Slim (of 112) & Five - Show Stopper
20. Crooked I - Who Wants to Fuck Tonight (feat Eastwood, Ray J & Ja Rule
21. Trey Songz - Rockin That Thang (The-Dream Cover)
22. The Dream- Mr. Yeah
23. Drake - Successful (Remix) (Ft. Trey Songz & Young Chris)
24. Rick Ross- Jumping Out the Window Freestyle
25. Akon Ft Shank - Shorty

-b4daRadio Vol. 305 Mixtape # 3 coming soon...................

Lil Wayne's Drug Charges Dismissed

2009-03-04T20:43:00.000-08:00

Lil' Wayne Licks Drug Charges in Georgia

Posted Mar 4th 2009 8:17AM by TMZ Staff

Lil' Wayne is officially off the hook for the painkillers and the weed cops say they found in Georgia -- but dude is still up to his tattooed neck in legal problems.

A Fulton County judge dismissed felony drug charges against Weezy yesterday after ruling he was the subject of an illegal search.

Wayne was arrested back in 2006 after Atlanta police said they found unmarked bottles of hydrocodone and Xanax along with two marijuana joints in a hotel room.

Now that he's in the clear in Georgia, Wayne can focus on the weapons charges in New York and felony drug charges in Arizona.

Good thing he can afford a good lawyer.

-From TMZ.com

Guy from Nebraska stuffs cat inside 'Bong'.....lol

2009-03-03T23:05:00.000-08:00

Neb. deputies say man stuffed cat inside 'bong'

By ERIC OLSON

A man who tried to cool out his hyper cat by stuffing her into a boxlike homemade bong faces cruelty charges - and catcalls from animal lovers. Lancaster County sheriff's deputies responding to a domestic disturbance call Sunday alleged they saw 20-year-old Acea Schomaker smoking marijuana through a piece of garden hose attached to a duct-taped, plastic glass box in which the cat had been stuffed.

"This cat was just dazed," Sgt. Andy Stebbing said. "She was on the front seat of the cop car, wrapped in a blanket, and never moved all the way to the humane society."

Schomaker told deputies 6-month-old Shadow was hyper and he was trying to calm her down. The contraption she had been stuffed inside was 12 inches by 6 inches. Shadow was timid but in good condition Monday at the Capital Humane Society, executive director Bob Downey said.

-Article from the Miami Herald-

P.S. My mom sent this article to me in an e-mail...lol

New To The Blog World

2009-03-03T22:53:00.000-08:00

Hello worldddddd....I am now going to try this blog thing. Here it goesssssssssss.......